Right now you can get this How to Swear Around The World Book at Amazon for just $8.43 in Paperback ($7.99 on Kindle). It's regularly $13. Plus get free 2-day shipping if you have Prime. Otherwise, standard shipping is free with any $25 eligible book order or regular order of $35 or more.
It may be PG-rated in your household from dawn til dusk, but once those little heads hit their pillows for the night you know you kick back and turn on Game of Thrones (or your other favorite R-rated series) or pop open a smut book to reunite with your adult life.
Because if you can recite every single song from Daniel Tiger or Mikey Mouse Clubhouse by heart, at least you should be able to curse properly in any region of the world too...Even if the farthest you get from home is debating with a Brit on Facebook. But definitely if you have any worldly traveling in the works, it's worth the few bucks to grab this one.
After all, even if you didn't get to shower and you're covered in snot and unknown toddler foods, there is one thing that separates you from them (most of the time that is) and that's being able to drop a four letter word without punishment.
But if you've ever stepped on a LEGO and uttered an expletive that your child repeated later, you probably immediately regretted it. Especially if they repeated it at school and you had to hear about it from their teacher. Not that that happened to me or anything...
So at least one good thing can come of this book. You can up your game on cussing and perhaps throw in a few new ones that won't be as troublesome as the others if repeated. I mean, "bollocks" is at least less offensive than other words they may repeat. Although it's got the more offensive ones in there too so choose your words wisely!
And if you're looking for a great gift idea to give a grad before they head off to backpack in Europe or explore any other country abroad, this would be a hilarious parting or graduation gift.
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